"jesus christ, you're so annoying"

(Source: darylisms, via firsting)

(Source: chriskreider, via -unebellevie)


one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it